Review of WHEN TINY MET EDEN

Review of Sleeperkid’s World WHEN TINY MET EDEN – 40 mins

This video begins with Eden stretching out provocatively, wearing a black sports-bra and yoga shorts. Limbered up, she gives an interview explaining how Tiny been destroying all of her friends, so she wants to put him in his place.  Ducking out as a fired-up Tiny arrives, detailing how he has destroyed everyone in SKW, everyone except… one. Literally climbing the walls in anticipation, he gets blind-sided as Eden rushes in from behind, firing an uppercut between Tiny’s trunk-like thighs.  Caught off-guard he doubles over, giving Eden the chance to slap him into a modified side-sleeper-hold.  Tiny struggles and gasps as Eden gloats, only to straighten into a standing one-armed side-lift, spinning Eden in the air before driving her down into a knee-press back-breaker. Tiny applies the pressure to Eden’s knees and jaw, her back bowing horribly over his knee.  Eden’s eyes flutter and roll as she bends further and further until she passes out.  Not satisfied, tiny hauls her to her feet, wrapping her into a sleeper-hold, lifting her for good measure. Eden’s eyes roll and flutter as she begs, but Tiny cinches in until her arms can only swing limply, passing out as she sways in the air. Tiny dumps her on the mat, but Tiny has only begun, peeling off Eden’s’ shorts and sports bra to reveal her black thong bottoms and bra, lifting Eden back to her feet to strangle her with her own clothing. Eden’s eyes up and roll as she gasps and gags, pleading with Tiny to end it, but Tiny is having none of it, tightening the strangle-hold in until Eden dangles limply by the neck. He releases her only to coil a massive reverse Bearhug around her ribs, swinging her drooping body in the air.  Figuring it might be best to see if they could “just hug it out”, Tiny spins her then hauls her spasming body into the air in a single-arm bear-hug, her lifeless body flopping ever time her cinches the hold in tighter. Finally deposited on the mat, Eden endures some unconscious limp-play before she comes around, begging Tiny to stop as he towers over her.  His alternative is to yank her to her feet only to haul her into the air for a power-bomb, giving her a stroll around the mat to give her a moment to beg before he drives her back and neck into the mat, her brunette hair flying as her head rocks, eyes fluttering back into her head before she goes limp. Tiny plucks her up in a fireman’s carry, letting her arms and legs swing as he parades her lifeless body around, only to fold her over and flip her up for yet another power bomb, the terrified Eden popping back to life to plead and beg again, with the same disastrous results, laid out unconscious on the mat after being driven shoulder-first into it.  Tiny stalks her, patting her cheeks until she wakes, screaming as he hauls her over his massive shoulders in a torture-rack, bouncing her for good measure, her back bowing and her legs flailing.  Has Eden’s plan gone awry? Or does she have a trick up her sleeve?

This is a match up that I think we’ve all been waiting to see, at least I know I have. Eden has been super impressive since she debuted and has obviously gotten better since. I think she wanted to take on Tiny from the beginning, as I believe the two are friends in real life. So after about 2 years of waiting, this match is finally here. And its different style of match too. It’s not a ragdoll match, it’s not an OTT match or a traditional Tiny squash match, but instead it’s a match that kind of focuses on limp carries. I say kind of focuses, because it is not the main objective, there’s still lots of regular wrestling going on and all the big power moves that we all love to see from Tiny, but in between the regular stuff, Tiny picks Eden up she goes limp and he ragdolls her around for a while. It kind of reminds me of when Luna took on Tiny, but it’s not a total ragdoll match, there’s more carrying and no OTT reactions like Luna did. Overall, I liked this unique style of a Tiny squash, I think Eden was awesome, good reactions, great limpness. I would have liked to see Eden stay out near the end or in longer sections for more ragdolling, and maybe just a touch less of repeating the same moves, but all in all, this is a milestone match up and a match that will be remembered.

Overall Score: 9.5/10