Review of TWO vs. TINY

Review of Sleeperkid’s WorldTWO vs. TINY – 42 mins

Anne Marie and Saya Savage star in this two-on-one match, wearing matching blue bikinis, having decided they’re sick of Tiny running roughshod over the girls of SKW, deciding to team up in a best-out-of-3 falls handicap match to take down the giant.  Tiny enters the ring laughing, seemingly amused by their challenge.  He enthusiastically accepts the match and it is on! The girls rush Tiny, grabbing him from either side in a bearhug attempt, but the giant’s size and girth make it impossible to move him. Grabbing them both by the hair he throws them into each other for a double noggin knocker before propping them up against the wall for a brutal series of dual belly punches, the girls jumping and gasping with each impact, their eyes crossing.  He grabs Anne and whips her into Saya before following up with a series of knee lifts that drop the girls to the floor, stacked on top of each other.  Looking to inflict more punishment, Tiny, kneels over them both, hauling them into a dual camel clutch until the girl’s rolling eyes finally flutter closed, knocking them both out Tiny drags Saya off of Anne, then lays them out side by side, before taking aim and launching onto them with dual belly splashes, the girls spasming under the impacts until their lights go out once again. He lays Saya over Anne face-to-face, then launches for one final splash, crushing the girls under him over and over as they gasp and whimper in pain, their crossed eyes bulging before finally fluttering shut again. Tiny takes his time, destroying both girls with dual choke holds, hauling them into the air as they gasp and struggle before collapsing to the mat, dual heart punches, leaving them spasming on the ground, dual head presses, making them thrash and writhe until drool spills from their mouths, dual cranial claws, making them twitch and spasm as their eyes crosses, dual dragon sleepers, dual racks, the girls spasming and thrashing helplessly before being tossed like meat to the ground, dual bearhugs that crush them into submission,  dual banzai drops as they’re stacked on top of each other, tombstone piledrivers that lay them out cold, small package piledrivers that fold them into unconsciousness, last-ride powerbombs, and torture racks to pick up his first pinfall. He ragdolls the girls up into the Tiny Special, driving their heads into the mat over and over until they’re left twitching and spasming, laid out side by side and picking up the second pinfall and taking home another dominant win!  Can Tiny ever be stopped?  Not this time

We got a lot of really good videos in this update for skwpp, like the Monroe solo vid or the Sumiko vs Serena vid, but after much deliberation I have decided to start with this one. Not just another Tiny squash match, but also a handicapped match, with two great jobbers Anne-Marie and Saya Savage. The first thing I love about this one, is Anne and Saya wanted this match. Tiny doesn’t even have to sneak attack them. They both turn when he enters and accept the challenge. Which for me qualifies for the “your mouth getting your ass kicked” file. Things of course go exactly as we all hope, the match begins and Tiny takes control only moments later. We get all the big power moves Tiny is famous for, as well as the big splashes, wall punches and hand crushing. Saya and Anne sell amazingly, getting more and more OTT as the matches goes on, but reaching its peak during a double skull crusher, where both Saya and Anne make quite the mess of themselves foaming from their mouths. Of course there’s plenty of twitching and tongue protrusion as along the way as well. And I love the best of 3 pin falls rules, it really only means that Tiny has to do and extra pin, but I always feel the more pins, the better, so I was happy to have it. Overall, this is one of the best Tiny squashes, which by the way, is an official category over at now, but yea, this was one of the best Tiny squashes in recent memory. I always like having two jobbers instead of one and Anne Marie and Saya where absolute perfection.

Overall Score: 10/10