Review of Star Girl Knocked Out by Super Fan

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Review of Constance’s Crazy CinemasStar Girl Knocked Out by Super Fan – 22 mins

Constance is gazing at her phone of a picture of Star Girl in an over the top adoring/obsessed way. She talks to herself out loud, “Oh…my…Gawd… I can’t believe I won the contest and I am going to actually meet Star Girl!” The doorbell rings and Constance springs up excitably to answer it. The door opens and Star Girl enters as if there were a drum roll and she was the queen of England coming in to meet a mere peasant. Constance is clapping and jumping up and down and stroking and hugging Star Girl in a weird, stalker fan kind of way. Constance is a total motor mouth and she is overcome with emotion as she has been obsessed with Star Girl for so long. Star Girl is visibly creeped out by her super fan. She tries to calm Constance down and to keep it professional and create space between them. They sit on the couch. Star Girl asks Constance if she has any requests because their time will be very limited.   Constance explains she’s always had really strong legs and that she is sort of known around town for her scissor holds and she was really hoping to try one out on Star Girl because she is an actual real life super heroine. Star Girl thinks this is a strange request but agrees. And way we go… KO 1 – Constance has Star girl sit on the floor upright so her back is up against the couch and her knees are up and spread.  Constance is sitting on the couch behind Star Girl and wraps her legs around her upper rib cage not squeezing tight yet. Star Girl is visibly weirded out and unimpressed with Constance’s scissor strength then mid-sentence Constance locks it in hard.   Star Girl is stopped mid-sentence as she reacts to the air stifling scissor hold in shock.  We see it all over her face.    “Lil…tight….that’s…. actually…. pretty good…. Your…strong… can’t… breath… said… can’t breathe…” Constance locks it in hard and smiles totally proud of herself. ” I know right?! Aren’t my legs, like, so strong!?  And check this out I can even take it up a notch!”  Constance re wrenches it in even harder and we see Star Girl react with terror all over her face.  “…hard to get out of…. said…. can’t breathe…give…. give….”  Then Jackie suddenly dramatically surrenders into limp unconsciousness rolling her eyes big and sustained white.  Constance keeps it locked in tight babbling on and on to Star Girl who is rolling her eyes mouth gaping open being rag dolled in the hold.  Finally, Constance realizes she is and is disappointed in Star Girl.  She lets up and shakes her face and checks her eyes showing her whites. She snuggles and cuddles with Star Girl in between rag dolling her all over, flipping and flopping her eye rolling victim until she begins to come to. KO 2- Constance manipulates the groggy Star Girl into the next scissor.  Constance sits upright in front of the couch back against the couch.  She props Jackie’s head up in her lap and then applies a head scissors and again squeezes away.  With the scissor hold Jackie is brought hard back into the land of the living as she struggles all over again and converses with the babbling Constance before surrendering into eye rolling unconsciousness again and then she is rag dolled and snugged in that eye rolling state before being woken again manipulated into the next scissor. KO 3- side scissor. KO 4-  reverse head scissors. JV on her back. KO 5- standing scissors. Constance standing JV who is on all fours. KO 6- side neck scissor.  JV on her back head to the side facing camera. KO 7- figure four head lock scissor hold. 

OK, I’m going to come right out and say this from the start, everyone knows it coming, so let’s just get it out of the way… I do not like bodysuits, especially those that literally cover every inch of skin from the neck down. That being said, I do love me some Velvets eye rolling and that, my friends, is pretty much the focal point of this video. And I have got to really hand it to Constance, when some asks her to be “adoring/obsessed” she does it to the max. The beginning of this video is insane, Constance goes so nuts, I’m not sure if it’s real, but the reactions from Jacquelyn, both laughter and just looking shocked and surprised seem pretty genuine. Real, or acting, Jacquelyn’s reactions are prefect for the opening scenes. Once all the craziness gets settled, they really get the ball rolling. Jacquelyn is KO’s repeatedly by scissors from Constance. We get lots of eye rolling, during the scissors and lots of eye checks after the KOs. There’s also plenty of limp play as Constance is surprised she can KO a superheroine so easily. In the end they do another one of my favorite things and that’s taking photos of our KO’d superheroine. She doesn’t make Jacquelyn do any silly faces for the pics, but she does make her show off those lovely white eyes one more time. Overall, the bodysuit is my only complaint for this excellent vid and since this was mostly focused on eye rolling, I can put the torch and pitch fork down… for now.   

Overall Score: 9.5/10