Review of RETURN TO CYNDER

Review of Sleeperkid’s WorldRETURN TO CYNDER – 19 Mins

After losing to 6’9 Tiny in a previous match, the lovely Cynder decides to CHALLENGE the masked maniac to a RE-MATCH?  SK films her as she does so, advising against such a thing.  Cynder is convinced she can get an edge on Tiny via her shiny tights, which she uses to distract him when he enters.  Apparently Tiny is quite fond of shiny things, stepping in closer to admire Cynder’s tights… allowing her to grab him in a headlock! But… that’s about as much offense as Cynder gets, as Tiny turns her headlock into a bearhug, slamming the poor girl into the wall until she’s barely conscious! What follows is what EVERYONE’s learned to expect from any match starring Tiny:  a completely one-sided destruction!!

This is exactly the kind of selling I have been hoping to see from Cynder, where she really milks the eyerolling and I just love how good she is at eyerolling. So a lot of the moves she has her eyes rolled back through most of the move and plenty of time after the move is over too. She really sells everything very well and pretty over the top too. The eyerolling is the main over the top aspect, but there’s some twitching, drooling and a little bit of tongue protrusion as well. I think it’s safe to say this is Cynder’s best performance yet and really hope she keeps up with the extended eye rolling thing. Tiny is also worth mention for being amazing in this. Of course his strength allows for some crazy power moves, but I love the things his says during a match, creative and funny. Also this set up of this is great with Cynder using the shiny tights to sneak attack Tiny only for her plan to totally and expectedly fail. One last thing, I always looks forward to what Tiny says as her carries his latest victim away, This time, “Now it’s Tiny’s turn to try on the shiny pants!” it’s very funny to imagine that, but I sure hope I never see that.

Overall Score: 10/10

6 comments on “Review of RETURN TO CYNDER
  1. Profile photo of Matt Matt says:

    Hey Supa!!

    Are you seeing any differences in the Tiny series? I think I’m getting to the point where I really have to be interested in the girl before I order a new Tiny match. So many SKW girls have felt the wrath, so I think I wanna see guest female wrestlers matched against Tiny to swith things up.

    This one, for example, never caught my attention at all. Any thoughts?

    • no interest in Cynder? Can I ask how could that be? I can say yes, having a interest in the girl makes any vid better. I still feel that Tiny can just pull off the big power moves like no one else, anywhere and with me really being into the power moves, one sided destructions and over the top reactions, Tiny vids are pretty much my kind of thing, make it a ragdoll and I’m heaven. As far as differences go, minor ones, Tiny gets funnier, and more brutal, but major changes, i don’t see a need for, he’s doing exactly what i want.

      • Profile photo of Matt Matt says:

        It’s not that I don’t have an interest in Cynder. She pulls off some incredible eye rolls, there’s no doubt about that. And I own soooooo many Tiny videos, so it’s not that I’m against his one-sided destruction matches. He is getting funnier, like you said, but my point was I’m to the point where I know what to expect.
        Some of the choreography is different from when this series first started. It was kinda the same moves in the same order over and over again. So, it is nice to see things switched up a little bit.
        Maybe I’ll purchase this one, too. Maybe Cynder has gotten a lot better than when she first arrived on the scene. Sparrow has certainly come a long way, right?
        I do hope this series continues, I honestly do. But I get more excited when I see a guest, like Wenona, go up against Tiny over a SKW regular. I’ve been a SKW fan for so long now, I feel like I know his roster better than I know my own family LOLOLOL. It’s always fun seeing that cousin you never see lol.
        #FunnyGuyHere

        • Cynder had gotten better, i think, they all get better with time, just like Sparrow. I guess, i can see where you’re coming from with the moves being pretty much the same give or take, but i tend t like the SKW girls more than visitors because you know what you’re going to get, at least just about. A lot of the guest may not do this kind of thing, or don’t do it much, so it becomes hard to know what kind of selling you’re going to get. I personally rather play it safe.

  2. Profile photo of zollo zollo says:

    Tiny’s matches give a variety to SKW. His sheer strenght and his power moves are always impressive.

    I’m really hoping for a match against Sapphire. I would love to see her as a ragdoll!!!

    Tiny’s best squash was against Jordynne Grace so a rematch is eagerly anticipated.

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