It’s a KO marathon when Lizzy Hamilton shows that blood isn’t as thick as denim! Alexandria is wearing her tight jeans in the middle of the ring giving her audition for the new show “Americas Best Jobber” When out of nowhere her sister, and the blonde half of the MMW tag champions, Lizzy Hamilton, blindsided her little sister from behind, busting her across the back of the head with a solid steel pipe wrench. Alexandria instantly goes unconscious, crashing face first to the canvas with her eyes rolled to the back of her head! Lizzy, already in a shiny black, back side complimenting leotard, and bright pink wrestling boots, is already dressed for a fight! Lifting her unconscious sisters head by the hair, Alexandria is OUT COLD, even snorting and snoring at some points! Lizzy takes pleasure showing her unconscious trophy to the viewer, before a tight leg hook pin to the 10 count! Lizzy uses the back pocket of her sister’s tight jeans for extra leverage, tugging and yanking hard, rolling her younger sibling tight into her pin! A slow 10 count and Lizzy releases Alexandria, only to drag her little sisters lifeless body to her feet by the hair, for 9 more KOs and 9 more slow pins! All with a big game victory pose, hoisting Alexandria’s head by her long hair showing off her trophy, each time tugging at poor Alexandria’s tight jeans, mocking her verbally. Halfway through Lizzy hits a lightning fast multi punch combo, knocking Americas Best Jobbers head back and forth like a speed bag, bloodying poor Alexandria’s pretty face. Feeling somewhat sorry for her sister, Lizzy cleans the blood off a unconscious Alexandria’s face, ultimately placing the towel over her face like a sheet, Alexandria lays motionless. Lizzy brings her to her feet for more KOs! Stunners! Strikes! Headbutts! Facebusters! Nightsticks! Elbows! Lizzy pulls out all the stops, continuously KOing the MMW champ! Alexandria finally comes to, just enough to beg Lizzy to knock her out! Of course, you don’t have to ask the California Queen twice! A final, brutal, spinning backfist lays out Alexandria face first, OUT COLD! A final humiliating long 10 count leg hook pin and Lizzy exits the ring silent, leaving Americas Best Jobber completely defeated, dominated, and OUT COLD!
Back with the self-titled “America’s best Jobber”, Alexandria Hamilton, in another ragdoll squash. This one nowhere near as over the top as the other one, which why I did that one first, but this is still a ragdoll vid and that’s worth big points in my book. Really, this one isn’t over the top at all, aside from a ton of really great eye rolling and a bit of blood for one of the KOs. The idea of this one is simple, pick her up, knock her down, pin her and repeat. Alex is out from the first few seconds until the end and her sister, Lizzy, goes through a good selection of moves and few weapons to “knock down” the out cold jobber. The pins are a bit strange, they’re all leg hook pins, which is normal and good for me, but each pin Lizzy grips Alex’s back pocket for leverage. I can’t say I seen that before, but in the end, still makes for good looking leg hook pins, so I guess it’s ok. Also, another part I didn’t mention is after each pin Lizzy shows off her ragdoll, pulling her hair back and showing off those eyes rolling on that out cold face of hers. That I also enjoyed a lot. In the end, this has a few key features that I love, ragdolling, and pins. I like the jeans look and I always love some good eye rolling. This girls are still all brand new so some things are a little rough around the edges and the video quality is good, but not great, all thing that shouldn’t stop you guys from loving this ragdoll match.
Overall Score: 9.5/10