Review of Competitive Hot Yoga

Review of Knockout CatsBecca vs. Bella Ink 1 (Competitive Hot Yoga – A Contact Sport) – 13 mins

Knockout Cats went for something a bit different this time around, trying our hand at producing a hot yoga workout video. However, we happened to have “accidentally” booked both Becca and Bella Ink to host the show. While filming Becca’s hot yoga intro, Bella Ink makes her appearance. Bella was under the impression that she was the featured host of the show, and upon hearing that she has to share the spotlight with Becca, she is not a happy camper. Regardless, we resume filming, and in the spirit of “hot” yoga, Becca strips down to her sexy pink bikini. Bella is unimpressed. She hip checks Becca to the ground, and does a little strip tease of her own to reveal an even skimpier bikini. The main focus of the workout is strengthening their cores, so Becca proceeds to dish out a belly beating (punches and knees) on Bella’s core. Bella drops to her knees with her butt in the air, and Becca keenly observes that it could actually be considered a poorly executed downward dog or child’s pose. Becca plants her foot on the back of Bella’s head and reiterates the importance of a strong core. With Bella in dispose, Becca starts out with some pre-yoga warm-up stretches. She bends backward in a bridge, and Bella takes advantage of her vulnerable tummy by stomping on her outstretched midsection. Becca absorbs some more kicks to the stomach, and then she’s tossed against the wall for punches and knees to her already softened belly. On the ground, Bella traps Becca in a dragon sleeper while she stretches Becca’s legs apart, and it’s night, night for Becca. After a momentary break, we rejoin Bella who wakes Becca and bends her backward over an exercise ball for the next stretch. Once Becca has had more than enough of that exercise, Bella wraps Becca’s arms around her neck in a self-choke that knocks her helpless co-host out for a second time. Bella can’t continue her workout routine with Becca sprawled out in the middle of the room, so she rouses the sleeping beauty and paces the room dragging Becca in tow by her hair on all fours. She stuffs Becca in the closet out of the way. As Becca woozily attempts to crawl out, she’s met with a solid fist to the face that sends her back into the closet and back to dreamland. Now, Bella can get back to hosting the hot yoga program all on her own. The problem is… we spent all our camera battery and air time filming their fight, so unfortunately, we couldn’t actually capture any footage of the hot yoga workout. Oh well, maybe next time.

Becca versus Bella Ink, I think I recently said something silly about these two when doing a review from a video where Bella was at FWR. Something like I would pay to watch these two read the paper, or something like that. Luckily that’s not the case as the last thing Becca and Bella are doing in reading anything, instead they are doing what we all love to see them do most and that’s beating each other up in this very cool video from Knockout Cats. Another thing I’ve mentioned before is how I like to see new and fun reasons for our girls to fight each other and although a double booking conflict isn’t a new idea KOC definitely added their flair to this and made it very fun. Trying to get them to work together, only to watch them fight each other for the top spot was a great idea and very well done. I liked them mixing some yoga stuff into the beatdown, seeing those sexy bodies stretched out is always great to see. Got a good couple of KOs along the way, as well as some humiliation and the whole tossing into the closet thing was great too. This is also another one of those times when it doesn’t matter who won. Both Becca and Bella are awesome, winning and losing. Although I think this way might have been the best because Bella is nuts and whenever she gets the chance to talk some trash, you’re guaranteed to get plenty of it. And then for Becca, even though see can talk trash and be a heel with the best of them, not too many people can sell a defeat like she can. Oh and Bella’s bikini, talk about “barely there”, I’ve seen her wear this bikini before, but it’s still quite an amazing sight to see. Overall KOC delivers another very fun clip, but with Bella and Becca, it’s really hard to go wrong.

Overall Score: 9/10